Come Back, Billy Crystal!

Was that the worst Oscar's ever? Hard to say for sure, but it sure did suck. Even the big dance numbers were so disjointed that you couldn't tell what they were singing. And a montage of background music from depressing film? Really, you thought that would be entertaining? And they managed to shoot the tribute to the recently deceased in a way where you couldn't see who was on the screen half the time. Other than Steve Martin and Ben Stiller, a complete waste of time.

And Hugh Jackman, I assume, was chosen because......I'm trying to think here, because he sucked so bad I can't imagine why. I'm sure he's a nice enough guy, but he should stick to film.

I'm sure the E network is debating which celebrities looked hottest last night, so I'll tell you: Tina Fey is HOT! Okay, maybe not in a super model way, but in a "woman I'd really like to know better" way. She looks good, and she's brilliant. Call me Tina!