Thursday, July 3, 2008

How Small Must It Be?

This afternoon, and I am not making this up, I saw a giant, tour bus sized RV in my neighborhood, TOWING A HUMMER!!!! That's gotta cost about $1 a mile to move! And how small must the owner's penis be to need two huge vehicles like that as compensation?

Happy Fourth of July to all. And remember 3 things:
1) This country was started by bold, brilliant revolutionaries who refused to accept the status quo and believed people had rights.
2) Despite the worst efforts of George W Bush and his band of morons and thieves, this is still a pretty damn good place to live.
3) Ben Franklin once said "those who would trade liberty for security deserve neither"! (of course, it is also likely that he was not wearing pants when he said this!)

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